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Basic Info| Name: | pale pubescent beast |
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| Birthdate: | 1979 |
| Location: | United Kingdom |
BioHello! If I have recently friended you and you have come over to see who this crazy person is, allow me to reassure you that I only stalk people in a fandom-appropriate way, that is, with comments and the occasional quiet squeeing. And that I probably friended you because I like your porn/social commentary on bandom/picspams.
This journal is mostly about fandom. Bandslash is presently a thing close to my heart (Gerard Way saves lives by licking his bandmates!) but I also continue to take great delight in Stargate Atlantis (for Rodney McKay is a thing of beauty and a joy forever), Harry Potter and Torchwood (because Captain Jack is, well, Captain Jack, and Ianto is a delicious emo twiglet (TM rivier)). Other fandoms that I've been lured to read (but not write) include Pirates of the Caribbean (Norrington/Sparrow), Lucifer, Sandman, House, Supernatural, Due South, Battlestar Galactica and Smallville. I'm kind of slutty like that. *g*
Also, a warning. This journal has a lot of sexually explicit fiction, discussion, and unabashed porn. Some of it takes place between members of the same sex, some is heterosexual, and all is between consenting adults. It is also all fictional. If you find this offensive, please be reminded that this is your problem, not mine, and kindly get out.
As for friending policy, feel free, no need to ask. I don't friend everybody back; I try to keep my friends list fairly small and mostly including people whose fiction/art I enjoy.
All my fiction can be found in this journal, and in my memories. If you want to archive it somewhere else, please ask first.
And now, what my friends think about me. *g*
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eudaimon: "wildestranger loves Rupert more than is humanly necessary."
liadlaith: wildestranger was clearly meant for greatness. A glass leg and a wooden eye hampered her somewhat; however, she perservered and overcame such obstacles to, in the Spring of 1872, win both the Noix de Coco Eisteddfod and the Beurre a Levres Smackdown, a hitherto unheard-of feat. She now spends most of her time writing witty epigrams and sticking them to the foreheads of businessmen.
pre_raphaelite1: wildestranger is evil porn addict driven to madness by her inner Englishman who is an unsurprisingly snarky bastard with a taste for fit boys (preferably of the Zabini variety) and red wine (preferably of the cheap or free vintage) and intelligent floozies (well, maybe not so much). Her writing spirals into Byronic eroticism and psychological complexity, sprinkled with a few spare commas just in hopes of causing her beta to attempt to use her red pen on the computer screen.
minnow_53: wildestranger didn't tell anyone she was blonde, so the photo came as a surprise.
_emeraldgreen: wildestranger is the crowned queen of snark and Blaise Zabini is her bitch.
kabeyk: wildestranger is either passed out drunk or gone looking for more cheese.
This journal is mostly about fandom. Bandslash is presently a thing close to my heart (Gerard Way saves lives by licking his bandmates!) but I also continue to take great delight in Stargate Atlantis (for Rodney McKay is a thing of beauty and a joy forever), Harry Potter and Torchwood (because Captain Jack is, well, Captain Jack, and Ianto is a delicious emo twiglet (TM rivier)). Other fandoms that I've been lured to read (but not write) include Pirates of the Caribbean (Norrington/Sparrow), Lucifer, Sandman, House, Supernatural, Due South, Battlestar Galactica and Smallville. I'm kind of slutty like that. *g*
Also, a warning. This journal has a lot of sexually explicit fiction, discussion, and unabashed porn. Some of it takes place between members of the same sex, some is heterosexual, and all is between consenting adults. It is also all fictional. If you find this offensive, please be reminded that this is your problem, not mine, and kindly get out.
As for friending policy, feel free, no need to ask. I don't friend everybody back; I try to keep my friends list fairly small and mostly including people whose fiction/art I enjoy.
All my fiction can be found in this journal, and in my memories. If you want to archive it somewhere else, please ask first.
And now, what my friends think about me. *g*
eudaimon: "wildestranger loves Rupert more than is humanly necessary."liadlaith: wildestranger was clearly meant for greatness. A glass leg and a wooden eye hampered her somewhat; however, she perservered and overcame such obstacles to, in the Spring of 1872, win both the Noix de Coco Eisteddfod and the Beurre a Levres Smackdown, a hitherto unheard-of feat. She now spends most of her time writing witty epigrams and sticking them to the foreheads of businessmen.pre_raphaelite1: wildestranger is evil porn addict driven to madness by her inner Englishman who is an unsurprisingly snarky bastard with a taste for fit boys (preferably of the Zabini variety) and red wine (preferably of the cheap or free vintage) and intelligent floozies (well, maybe not so much). Her writing spirals into Byronic eroticism and psychological complexity, sprinkled with a few spare commas just in hopes of causing her beta to attempt to use her red pen on the computer screen.minnow_53: wildestranger didn't tell anyone she was blonde, so the photo came as a surprise._emeraldgreen: wildestranger is the crowned queen of snark and Blaise Zabini is her bitch. kabeyk: wildestranger is either passed out drunk or gone looking for more cheese. ConnectInterests (87):
apollo/starbuck, augustus the hamster, bandslash, battlestar galactica, blaise zabini, blaise/draco, blaise/neville, brendon urie, brendon/spencer, buddy breathing, cameron mitchell, cameron/daniel, captain jack harkness, commodore norrington, daniel/vala, draco malfoy, draco/blaise, draco/neville, draco/remus, due south, fall out boy, frank iero, franz ferdinand, fraser/kowalski, freedom of speech, gerard way, gerard/frank, gerard/patrick, good omens, harry potter, harry/draco, house m.d., ianto jones, intellectual snobbery, j.r.r. tolkien, jack sparrow, jack/ianto, jack/james, james/regulus, john sheppard, kara thrace, lord of the rings, lucifer, lust over pendle, lyn-z, mary renault, mckay/sheppard, my chemical romance, neil gaiman, neil hannon, neville longbottom, neville/blaise, neville/draco, oscar wilde, panic at the disco, panic gsf, patrick stump, pete wentz, pete/patrick, pirates of the caribbean, ray kowalski, red wine, rem, remus lupin, remus/blaise, remus/draco, remus/sirius, rentboy!draco, rock'n'roll, rodney mckay, ryan ross is funny-looking, sandman, sarcasm, sirius black, sirius/remus, slackened ties, slash, spencer smith, stargate: atlantis, temeraire, the charioteer, the divine comedy, the internet's for porn, torchwood, u2, vala mal doran, velvet goldmine
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom (1990 - 1996)
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